Oh friends, I like you all so Very Extremely a Lot. So much do I like you, I must share the bon mots that spring forth from my husband's mouth. He's like a less x-treme version of the elderly gentleman on that famous Twitter feed, **#%$!@# My Dad Says. I'm looking forward to what emits forth when he IS elderly and all the filters come off! Some of my favorite lines I had to leave out because I didn't want my entire audience to leave en masse...but really, you have no idea how ridiculous we get over here...
Little nubbins like....
On 'Downton Abbey':
What do you think of that show?
"I don't know."
"It's alright. Clearly it was written by some apologist for the British caste system. See? Even the servants are having a good time!"
(Melissa here ~ It's coming JANUARY 6th! I'm only a LITTLE EXCITED!!)
"Why would anyone buy a blogger's book? Most of their work is available for free already online."
"So as far as I can tell, blogging consists of 30 minutes of work and 2 hours on Pinterest."
(Silly bean. He knows that I spend far more time than that on Pinterest.)
(Also, he really does know how hard I work on blogging. Blogging is a LOT of work, my lovelies. For which, most of us don't get paid. I have no high ideals when it comes to that by the way. The second I get more sponsors or qualify for some good ads, they're going up in a heartbeat!)
Andrew, what do you think of Pinterest?
"It seems kind of dumb. I guess it's alright. Chicks can do whatever they want on the internets."
"Please don't write down what I say on your blog." (That's my personal favorite.)
"Most of their stuff looks like it was made in a middle school metal shop class project." (in reference to this item, a metal letter made out of zinc.)
Also re said item: "NINETY- EIGHT DOLLARS? Is that for the whole alphabet??"
No, that's for one letter.
"Their stuff is stupid and overpriced." (He then spent several minutes looking up the price of zinc.) And pronounced that "based on the current price of zinc, those letters ought to be about 100 lbs a piece."
"Why do people buy expensive clothes, just to look like poor hippies?"
On who is a better 'Star Trek' captain:
Jean-Luc Picard or James Tiberius Kirk?
"It's like comparing apples to oranges."
On my favorite show 'Once Upon a Time':
"Stupid. It's like one of those %**&%^& Robert Halmi Sr. mini-series that used to be on TV and it got turned into a whole show."
How many wives do you have?
"I have my human wife and Sally, my cat wife."
"Our love can survive even Melissa's attempts to embarrass us on the internet."
Andrew and Sally's love could be likened to a great love that all Twihards will understand, so strong, so enduring it is, just like Bella/Edward (you're welcome, by the way, for that awesome link) and KStew/RPattz (you're welcome for that one as well. I accept all forms of currency). Despite all of my attempts to get between them, you will be happy to know #ANDREWSALLYISUNBROKEN. (and here is my final gift for you today.)
Anything else you want to share with the world?
(Image credits: http://www.anthroparodie.com/, http://www.youcube.gr/newsandoffers/listomania/100-reasons-kirk-is-better-than-picard/, ://www.tv.com/news/once-upon-a-time-rotten-dwarf-eggs-28001/